i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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