I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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