She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You're earring is so big in my mouth
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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