She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize