quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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