so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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