yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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