That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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