Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
sex in a hospital.. check
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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