your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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