I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Who wears a wallet chain?!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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