Duck Duck Cougar?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
