i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
smell my finger.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
