We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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