The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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