Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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