She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My penis needs a shock collar
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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