A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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