it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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