Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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