I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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