This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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