so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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