After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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