She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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