Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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