i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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