Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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