I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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