google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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