Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You did what with his pubic hair?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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