I'm drive I can fine osifer
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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