I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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