Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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