And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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