My friends, they love my intelligence
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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