She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
