Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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