Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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