she was so not down for the gang bang
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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