Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
tell me about the eggs
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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