i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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