Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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