Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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