I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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