you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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