Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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