mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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