they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize
