Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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