If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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