I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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