WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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